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A job in Railway Dept
Salary 50000/-
job profile:-
When the headlight of the Engine
is not working U
have to run infront of
the train with a torch
So hurry up..!

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If U sneeze once
Think I'm remembering U
If yU sneeze twice
Think I want 2 Meet U
If U sneeze thrice
Think I'm Missing U
4th Time
Fool Take A Tablet !

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Press down if U think U are MAD
.
.
I can’t believe u did that!
.
.
Again?
.
.
For God Sake!
.
.
Why u still doing it?
.
.
Truth is out now!
A MENTAL CASE:P

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Most people have 5 senses
Some people have 6 senses
But u r blessed with 7 senses
.
.
.
An extra sense is NON SENSE

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Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
bcoz
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

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I always think about U
I can’t live without U
I really need U
I’m totally mad about U
I just wanna be with U
I’m crazy 4 U
I wanna marry U
I LOVE U
Romiyo told this to Juliet :-P

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Feeling bored?
.
Wondering, what to do?
.
Open the zip!
.
Enter ur hands in between ur zip..
.
take out ur
.
book from Ur bag and study
- Clean ur derty mind

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U r a nice person
but
U have to do
2 things early in the morning
1. pray .
- so that u can live
2. take a bath .
- so that others can live

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