Fool Sms

A Fool looking at sky &
asks another Fool
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Fool replies :
Oye ! No idea
Im new to this city

Fool saw a very high Mobile Tower
& red light glowing on the top
seeing this he said
our country is developing fast
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
 
1st ever intelligent Fool
Teacher: what do You call a person
who cannot hear anything? Fool: You can call him anything
because he cannot hear anything

A Fool goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this
Waiter: Oh! U can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant

Fool got into a bus on  April 1st
when conductor asked for ticket
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool
I have a pass  

A Fool standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
Why..???
Because his doctor advised him
Todays dinner should be light